Hey everybody come to Hawaii and freeze your butt off.

Why why why is it so cold and why why why am I wearing snowboots and a winter coat?

It is 62 degrees and we the people of Hawaii are losing our minds. We huddle together like penguins in the arctic. Reaching for that coat in our closets we bought for that one trip to NY ten years ago. We are not prepared! I know I know it’s actually freezing in NY but it’s all relative! I’m in neeed of a space heater and a hot chocolate. I’m allergic to cold.